Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Anti-Gank: Uedama 6/16/2015

Wolf Soprano has repeatedly indicated that he really enjoys reading my blog and asked me to write a new Anti-Gank (AG) report for June 16, 2015.  It's late, so I'll be keeping this short, but I don't want to let down one of my fans, so here is a quick report.

CODE. was ganking freighters again in Uedama.  Greatly outnumbered tonight, High-Sec Militia (HSM) forces had to rely largely on slowing the criminals of CODE. and damaging their will to continue such criminal activities in the future.  CODE. forces were forced to use more expensive ships, dozens of their pilots were jammed into irrelevance, and on at least one occasion, CODE. was forced to retry their gank despite having what should have been overwhelming numbers.

In defense of their egos, CODE. once again had to rely on claiming success even when there was none to be found.  But in the back of their minds, a truth is growing.  A truth that the honorable forces of the HSM are helping the misguided pilots of CODE. to see.  Crime doesn't pay.  In time, with the help of the HSM, future former CODE. pilots will realize the error of their ways and find the path to enlightenment and salvation.  They will leave behind their primitive animal instincts that hold them in servitude.  The will find a higher intellect and finally be free of the torment they inflict on themselves.

Pilots of CODE:  The HSM isn't just here to save innocent capsuleers from the tyranny of CODE.  The HSM is here to save you too.  We will help you see the light.  You need only reach for it, and all the riches of righteousness will be yours.

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